Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You should see what I can do with ice.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You have one compact set.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Please, please me
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Want to go for a ride?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.