Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Your name is insert name here?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Let’s put our tulips together.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
You make me want to Twist and Shout
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
I would love to show you first class.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.