This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
You have one compact set.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.