You're as hot as a desert summer.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?