Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
I can't let it be until I get your number.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Can you drive my car?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.