What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.