What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well