What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
Egypt his tooth.
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees