Why Did God Make Moms - Funny Children's Answers!
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:
Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant...
A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...
The Last Gift: A Story with a Moral
They tell of a very rich and smart man who lived many years ago in a city far far away...
Whatever They Paid Him, It Was Too Much!
Here are some great examples of contractors and handymen that really shouldn't be hired... ever again.
Joke: Two Honeymooners Take a Flirtatious Dip...
A couple of honeymooners think that they're alone in a swimming pool when her bikini comes off. It turns out that they weren't alone at all...
Extremely Odd Professions You Won't Believe Exist!
If you thought that your job was weirdly specific, you haven't met these individuals with truly odd jobs. After learning about these odd jobs, it may be time for a career change!
The Father, Son, and Unholy Snore!
Father Snores His Baby Awake!
Joke: The Super-Wife
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway...
Joke: Mom & Dad's Explanations MAY Differ Wildly...
When a little girl begins to ask questions about the appearance of the human race, her mom and dad have vastly differing explanations...
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...
What Were They Thinking?- Funny Vintage Inventions
Here are some of the most outrageously hilarious vintage inventions that we are most likely better off without!
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
FUNNY: There's More to This Thief Than Meets the Eye!
Hilarious Gag: Cop and Pickpocketing Girl
Photos Perfectly Timed for Hilarity!
Both humor and great photography have one key element in common, and that is timing
Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World
A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...
Joke: The New Mechanic
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.
Joke: The New Technology
The city is a strange place for this Amish father and son...
The Missing Officer - Hilarious!
Where the heck did that officer go?
Joke: Why Are You Calling Me NOW?
What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
Joke: How to Battle Pain
The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
Joke: Two Thieves and the Lord
There once were two very successful thieves...
Punny Time: 35 Biology Puns That Really Grow On You!
Joke: What Would You Do In Your Last Weeks?
A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death...
Who Knew That Ads Could Be So Funny?
These are some of the smartest ads out there!
Joke: But Officer, I Was In a Rush!
A motorist is pulled over for speeding in a small town. The officer immediately decides to lock the man up in a cell until he cools off...
Joke: The Lab Rabbit
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up...
Joke: Doctor's Friendly Advice
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor goes over his history and does his physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL sees no impro
Joke: The Blind Shopkeeper
A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
Joke: I've Never Seen a Dog With Such Abilities!
A dog sees a vacancy at a local business and decides to head inside to put himself up for the job. He faces resistance from the manager...
Joke: The Lady Golfers
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...
A Cute-As-Can-Be Christmas!
Here are some of the cutest Christmas animals in photographs and video from around the web.
The Miracle Tree - Hilarious!
A silly yet hilarious holiday prank!
Funny Prank: And the Fish Shall Rise
A Little Prank with the Help of Jesus!
Joke: Between Anger and Exasperation
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”
Joke: Praying at the Wall
In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
Joke: This Guy Can't Stop Washing His Hands
A guy and a girl meet in a bar and immediately seem to hit it off. She soon finds out that he's a dentist with a gentle touch.
Joke: The Clever Lawyer
Scene: A courtroom in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. ...
Joke: Fudging the Age...
Joke: What Will They Get?
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...
Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor
While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.
Joke: Who Invited the Bee?
Two bees ran into each other...
One Family's Idea of a Christmas Song - Hilarious!
Happy Family Sings a Christmas Rap Song!
Joke: Why Was I Pulled Over?
An unlucky man triggers a police speed trap when there's a whole gaggle of cars driving at speed. His protestations don't seem to work with the officer...
Joke: The Lost Coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...
Joke: A Priest's Theory of Marriage
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles...
Joke: This Couple Has a Novel Way of Doing Things
A boy is sent out to report on activities on the street by his parents, who fancy a quickie. He soon comes to a realization...
Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready...
A college student decides that he wants to sit next to his professor at lunch-time. The professor isn't happy about this, and immediately retorts...
Things We Learned from the Internet - Lovely!
The internet has taught us many things since it sprung up almost 2 decades ago, and here are some of those lessons. Take a look!
Joke: What a Scotsman Has Under His Kilt...
A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland...
A Mother Ostrich Is Very Protective - Funny Prank!
This hilarious prank will make you laugh, and at first, may even surprise you!
Joke: Two Nuns Shopping For Booze
Two nuns are shopping in the liquor section of a food store...
Joke: The Psychic and the Sales Girl
In a small town there lived a gypsy seer, who was known to read minds...
Joke: Why You Shouldn't Assume In Life
A woman tries to beat a red light while talking on her cellphone, but she's soon busted by a cop who's in the vicinity. An argument ensues...
Joke: The Fastest Worker
Paul gets a job at the post office and immediately impresses his supervisor with the speed at which he works. The thing is, there's something he's not doing...
Joke: The Professor and the Party Goers
Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...
Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible
An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
Joke: The Wrong Meat
Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...
Joke: The Most Expensive Gift
Mary's a rather fussy wife who can't make up her mind about what she wants for her anniversary present... or can she?
Joke: Who Would Have Thought About THIS Solution?
A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...
Joke: Excuse Me Dear, I'd Like to Enquire...
An old lady calls the hospital to find out what's going on with a patient. The receptionist promptly answers...
Joke: How Cold IS IT?
It's so cold The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe
Joke: Memory Loss Can Be a Problem...
A distraught man, unknown to the psychiatrist, enters the clinic and begins to vent about his problems. It soon becomes apparent what they are...
Joke: The Memory of the Chief
A curious Canadian tourist is fascinated by Native American culture, so he decides to visit a reservation. He soon meets a wise old chief...
Joke: His Last Wishes...
A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...
Joke: He's SO Social...
This joke begins with a disbelieving boss and a very surprising employee...
Joke: A Whole Lot of Luck
One day a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
Joke: The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set...
Joke: What On Earth Did I Just Run Over?
A man is driving down a winding country road
Joke: A Confused Wife at Court
A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...
Only in Canada: Hilarious Snaps of Canadian Life
If you think your winter is bad, it may be that the Canadian 'spring', and definitely their winter, would prove a bit much for you to handle...
Not Everyone's Fred Astaire - Hilarious!
Funny Collection of Dance Bloopers!
Not the Greatest Boy Scout - Hilarious!
A silly but hilarious prank the whole family will enjoy.
Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...
Joke: Special Work Conditions
This joke begins with an ex-soldier applying for a new government job.
Hilarious: Ready for Some Christmas Cartoons?
Here we've collected for you a series of funny Christmas cartoons for you to enjoy and to share with your family and friends!
Bitter At First Bite - An Adorable Baby First
It's hard to tell if the babies hate or love lemons in this adorable video of firsts!
Joke: Pedro Knows All the Quotes
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade.
Another Year Has Passed - Lovely!
A funny way of looking at the passage of time...
Everything's Bigger in Texas!
They say everything's bigger in Texas, that sure looks like the truth from where I'm sitting, including the oppurtunity for some hilarious photos!
Have You Heard This One? Lucky Number 5!
Always listen to your dreams...
This Is Not a Joke! - Ridiculous Ironic Images
These ironic images are just too brilliant to miss!
You Call These Soldiers? - Hilarious Photos!
Funny Photos of Soldiers in Bizarre Situations...
The Best Wedding Cake Toppers That Say It All!
If you had to choose one wedding cake topping to describe your marriage, which would it be?
Some Things You Only See In Japan...
there are many interesting and rich aspects of Japanese culture, but we've chosen to display the most outlandish of them all!
The Worst Day to Be Hilarious: Wedding Bloopers!
Funny Moments on that Special Day...
Joke: A Wanted Man
Employee asks his boss for a raise, as he is in high demand by other companies.
They Did NOT Expect this Salsa Switch!
The Sexy Salsa Switcheroo!
Joke: The Bathtub Test for Seniors!
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him...
What a Gag: The Elevator Missile!
These incompetent soldiers are transporting a deadly missile using a hotel elevator...
Get Inspired with These Hilarious Messages!
Funny Voice Mail Messages!
Joke: Please, Please, Do Me This Favor
It was late afternoon when Air Force spotted a Cessna airplane landing right at area 51...
A Handy Surprise - Hilarious!
Has Mary Poppins forgotten her magic handbag behind, or is there a hand on the loose? !
Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.
Some Things You Only See In Russia...
The Scenes You'll Only See in Russia...
The Biggest Small Dog - Hilarious!
A Shape-Shifting Dog...
How to REALLY Scare Your Kids - Hilarious!
The Jimmy Kimmel Halloween candy prank sees parents performing a little prank on their kids...
Don't Forget Your Hands - Hilarious Gag
People always say not to trust psychics, but I'll bet none of them have ever imagined a situation like this one!
Hilarious: The Marriage Kama-Sutra!
The Positions of the Marriage Kama-Sutra...
Joke Today: A Good Deed...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer...
Some Restaurants Know How to Have Fun!
These Restaurants Have a Sense of Humor!