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Joke: The Church Matron's Beans

Mary is making a pot of her beloved beans to take to her church, but her son, little Johnny, is around the house wielding a BB gun...

Joke: The Case of the Town's Gossip

Mildred, the local gossip and self appointed keeper of the church’s morals, kept poking her nose into other people’s business.

Punny Time: 70 Delicious Chocolate Puns!

70 Delicious Chocolate Puns!

Calling All Lexophiles, It's Time for Clever Word Play!

I admint, I'm a bit of a "Lexophile", which is a word used to describe people who simply love words and love playing with them to make new and funny meanings.

Joke: Things Can Always Be Worse...

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Joke: Like My Sister

Three little boys are walking home from school when they notice a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road. They start discussing how they'll buy their own...

Joke: I Didn't Know That Moses Got Up to All This...

Young Joey had to go to Sunday school to find out the true story of Moses. He goes home to tell his mom what he's learned...

Windows vs. Ford - Hilarious

This statement by Ford had me in stitches.

Joke: It's Always Good to Take Advice From Your Elders

A young man wonders how an evidently rich old man came to be so wealthy. He tells him his story about investing in apples...

Joke: A Sporting Spirit

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked...

The Secret of the Shoebox...

What He Saw in the Shoe Box Was a Huge Surprise...

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

A bishop and a bishop are having a tennis match....

This Joke Starts With Adam and Eve Talking to God

Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...

Joke: The Mother, the Son and the Cabbie

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..

Joke: Remember Not to Panic On Your Wedding Day

This newlywed is in a flap because she forgot the garment that she wants to wear for her husband. It's probably a good idea not to let mom shop for bridalwear..

Why Did God Make Moms - Funny Children's Answers!

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant...

A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...

The Last Gift: A Story with a Moral

They tell of a very rich and smart man who lived many years ago in a city far far away...

Joke: Two Honeymooners Take a Flirtatious Dip...

A couple of honeymooners think that they're alone in a swimming pool when her bikini comes off. It turns out that they weren't alone at all...

Joke: The Super-Wife

Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway...

Joke: Mom & Dad's Explanations MAY Differ Wildly...

When a little girl begins to ask questions about the appearance of the human race, her mom and dad have vastly differing explanations...

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi

Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...

Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather

Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...

Joke: The New Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

Joke: The New Technology

The city is a strange place for this Amish father and son...

Joke: Why Are You Calling Me NOW?

What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.

Joke: How to Battle Pain

The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

Joke: Two Thieves and the Lord

There once were two very successful thieves...

Punny Time: 35 Biology Puns That Really Grow On You!

Punny Time: 35 Biology Puns That Really Grow On You!

Joke: What Would You Do In Your Last Weeks?

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death...

Joke: But Officer, I Was In a Rush!

A motorist is pulled over for speeding in a small town. The officer immediately decides to lock the man up in a cell until he cools off...

Joke: The Lab Rabbit

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up...

Joke: The Blind Shopkeeper

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

Joke: I've Never Seen a Dog With Such Abilities!

A dog sees a vacancy at a local business and decides to head inside to put himself up for the job. He faces resistance from the manager...

Joke: The Lady Golfers

Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...

The Miracle Tree - Hilarious!

A silly yet hilarious holiday prank!

Joke: Between Anger and Exasperation

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”

Joke: Praying at the Wall

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

Joke: This Guy Can't Stop Washing His Hands

A guy and a girl meet in a bar and immediately seem to hit it off. She soon finds out that he's a dentist with a gentle touch.

Joke: The Clever Lawyer

Scene: A courtroom in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. ...

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: What Will They Get?

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor

While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.

Joke: Who Invited the Bee?

Two bees ran into each other...

Joke: Why Was I Pulled Over?

An unlucky man triggers a police speed trap when there's a whole gaggle of cars driving at speed. His protestations don't seem to work with the officer...

Joke: The Lost Coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...

Joke: A Priest's Theory of Marriage

A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles...

Joke: This Couple Has a Novel Way of Doing Things

A boy is sent out to report on activities on the street by his parents, who fancy a quickie. He soon comes to a realization...

Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready...

A college student decides that he wants to sit next to his professor at lunch-time. The professor isn't happy about this, and immediately retorts...

Things We Learned from the Internet - Lovely!

The internet has taught us many things since it sprung up almost 2 decades ago, and here are some of those lessons. Take a look!

Joke: What a Scotsman Has Under His Kilt...

A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland...

A Mother Ostrich Is Very Protective - Funny Prank!

This hilarious prank will make you laugh, and at first, may even surprise you!

Joke: Two Nuns Shopping For Booze

Two nuns are shopping in the liquor section of a food store...

Joke: The Psychic and the Sales Girl

In a small town there lived a gypsy seer, who was known to read minds...

Joke: Why You Shouldn't Assume In Life

A woman tries to beat a red light while talking on her cellphone, but she's soon busted by a cop who's in the vicinity. An argument ensues...

Joke: The Fastest Worker

Paul gets a job at the post office and immediately impresses his supervisor with the speed at which he works. The thing is, there's something he's not doing...

Joke: The Professor and the Party Goers

Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...

Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible

An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...

Joke: The Wrong Meat

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

Joke: The Most Expensive Gift

Mary's a rather fussy wife who can't make up her mind about what she wants for her anniversary present... or can she?

Joke: Who Would Have Thought About THIS Solution?

A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...

Joke: Excuse Me Dear, I'd Like to Enquire...

An old lady calls the hospital to find out what's going on with a patient. The receptionist promptly answers...

Joke: How Cold IS IT?

It's so cold The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe

Joke: Memory Loss Can Be a Problem...

A distraught man, unknown to the psychiatrist, enters the clinic and begins to vent about his problems. It soon becomes apparent what they are...

Joke: The Memory of the Chief

A curious Canadian tourist is fascinated by Native American culture, so he decides to visit a reservation. He soon meets a wise old chief...

Joke: His Last Wishes...

A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: He's SO Social...

This joke begins with a disbelieving boss and a very surprising employee...

Joke: A Whole Lot of Luck

One day a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"

Joke: The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor

A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set...

Joke: What On Earth Did I Just Run Over?

A man is driving down a winding country road

Joke: A Confused Wife at Court

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...

Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...

Joke: Special Work Conditions

This joke begins with an ex-soldier applying for a new government job.